fun facts about iceland weird

I celand can be a bit weird, but in a totally hot way. You know, like Johnny Depp weird. You can kinda sense it as soon as you land in Reykjavik, when all of a sudden you’re welcomed by all these beautiful blonde giants and a strong frittata smell. But I’m telling you, give it just 24 hours and I promise it will start getting even weirder, and weirder, and weirder. 

To prove my point and show you just how freaky things can get around here, I wrote down a few weird but fun facts about Iceland I discovered along the way. By the way, I’m writing this post with nothing but love in my heart for this beautiful frittata country that has recently become my favorite in the entire world.

Iceland, I worship you and your emo ponies – but y’all are both just a bit weird.

So, without further ado, here are some interesting fun facts about Iceland:

1.  There are no family names or surnames in Iceland 

There are some exceptions, but usually a person’s last name indicates the first name of their father, or in some cases mother, followed by -son (“son”) or -dóttir (“daughter”). For example, Hafþór Björnsson, the actor that played the Mountain in Game of Thrones, is literally “Hafþór the son of Björns”. This means, obviously, that children do not have the same last names of their parents. For the same reason Icelandic telephone directories list Icelanders by first name alphabetically.

2.  There is a penis museum in Reykjavik

 

Penis museum Reykjavik fun facts Iceland phallological museum

 

…yup! The famous Icelandic Phallological Museum contains a collection of penises from 200+ different mammals, including one from a dude. Send 15$ to my PayPal account and I’ll send you a picture of me (1.63m) standing to the biggest sample they have in the museum (1.8m).

3.  Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúraútidyralykla-kippuhringur

No, I did not just summon Satan (I think), that nonsense is actually the longest word found in Icelandic. I am NOT kidding, it is an ACTUAL word. It describes, and I’m quoting Wikipedia, “a keychain ring for the outdoor key of road workers shed in a moor called Vaðlaheiði”. Dafuq?

4.  Beer remained illegal until 1989

…which is actually a sad fact. However, Icelanders now celebrate a National Beer Day (as any developed country should) drinking and singing around with their family and friends. FYI, Icelandic beer day is celebrated annually on the 1st day of March (and guess which stupid idiot didn’t make proper research and landed in Reykjavik exactly on March 2nd…?).

5. Many Icelanders believe in elves

…or at least it appears so according to some surveys. There’s an official Elf School in Reykjavik where you can learn all about their myths, and you may stumble upon some small wooden “elf houses”álfhól, that some people build for the elves to live in. Honestly, I don’t even think this is actually true anymore, it’s more likely just a beautiful myth that Icelanders like to keep alive. However, if those elves look even slightly like Legolas, then I’m definitely all for it.

6. Things just like to explode here

Iceland lava field crater interesting fact

 

There are approximately 130 total volcanoes in Iceland, and 30 of them are still very much active. Icelanders experience a volcanic eruption roughly once every 4 years, but during the past few years volcanic activities have been more frequent (we all remember that motherflipper Eyjafjallajokull in 2010, right?). Because of these frequent eruptions, a good portion of Iceland is covered in beautiful lava fields.

7.  Iceland is beautiful, but it will definitely try to kill your car

Due to fun fact number 6, when you rent a car in Iceland you will repeatedly be reminded to purchase the “volcanic ash storm coverage”, which I initially though it was a fun joke by the car rental company. But guess what? It wasn’t! It isn’t! And you WILL need it!

You will also be asked to “never leave the car doors open, because the wind frequently takes those things away”. Again, NOT a joke and yes, it’s a thing. Icelandic weather literally hates your car.

8.  There are no mosquitoes in Iceland

To be precise Iceland has exactly ONE mosquito, if you count the one exhibited in a jar at the Icelandic Institute of Natural History since 1980. But other than that, no mosquito has ever been able to survive the harsh Icelandic weather, for bzzbzzz-free nights.

9.   Who run the world (or Iceland, in the 17th century)?

Like most European countries, Iceland had fun grilling witches at the stake in the 17th century. The witches in Iceland were, however, almost all male.

*Beyoncé nods*

10.  There’s a book of Icelanders (and I mean ALL of them)

Icelanders have access to a website called Íslendingabók that is able to trace every single person full heritage back to the Vikings, and can even check if two people are related. Around 2014 a lot of articles started popping around stating that this was actually an “anti-incest” app, because people in the country were scared of accidentally sleeping with their cousins (Iceland population is only 300.000). I don’t know if Icelanders actually fire up this thing after matching their crushes on Tinder, but hey, the website is still very impressive!

11.  Iceland does not have any kind of army, navy or air force

Also, Icelandic policemen don’t carry guns as violent crime is practically nonexistent in the country. I would actually call this one an #Amazing Fact about Iceland.

Have you ever been to Iceland? Did you know some of these fun facts? How do y’all like your frittatas? Share recipes in the comment section!

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